The ones of you that I have encountered are idiots. That’s not to say that all of you are, just the ones I have encountered.

Why, you ask? Because you do not listen when I order.

Medium coffee, half full. The rest filled with whole milk.

No, I don’t want the milk steamed. Yes, I want it cold. If I wanted it steamed I would have ordered a cafe au lait or, as you call it, a misto. No, I don’t want to pour the hot, sour milk in from the pitchers you have set out. You can pour cold, fresh milk from the jugs you have in the fridge behind the counter.

If I ever meet one of you that listens, know that I tip well.