So, I’m reading Twilight now because about ten people demanded it. I was about twenty pages in earlier today when I was describing to Michael the attributes of the Cullen family vampires: pale, dark eyes, perfect looks, dark circles under their eyes. After a few minutes, this convo occured:

Michael: …I’m pale and have dark eyes
Me: *looks at Michael closely, then nods solemnly* You’ve got the perfect looks too…
Me: All you’re missing is the dark circles…
Michael: *seriously* that’s my cover